FUNNY! :)) IT guy and corporate manager
A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he’s lost. He lowers altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon more and shouts, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says, “Yes, you’re in a hot-air balloon, hovering thirty feet above this field.”
“You must work in information technology,” says the balloonist. “I do,” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you’ve told me is technically correct, but it’s of no practical use to anyone.”
The man below says, “You must be a corporate manager.”
“I am,” replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You have the same problem you had before we met, but now it’s my fault.”